Web Addicts -- and you know who you are...
 

12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
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1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER
newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one
hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and
plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends
and family that are Web-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling
them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it
is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to
balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed
sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

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LoL. This was adoreable, thank you for sharing.