Just read!
 

. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Lmbo

That is HILARIOUS!!! Thanks. I'm bi-lingual. Does that lower the risk?

Que?

thats great!

funny

This made me laugh.

Lol

LOL I was scared for a minute thinking this was an article on what I should and shouldn't eat! Ha ha ha! :)

Pfffft Americans don't speak English. :p

This is hilarious! And I agree faiora, most Americans don't speak English! lol.

I need to learn a second language fast!

Originally Posted by BellaLucia:
. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

1. They move more and eat less processed.
2. They move more and eat less processed.
3. the most recent American studies show that abstinence is the best option.
Plus, They move more and eat less processed.
4. They move more and eat less processed.
5. They move more and eat less processed.

Conclusion: Every successful "diet" book is based on these principles and makes mad money off spinning it into gimmick.

Love it! Too funny!:D

Bellalucia
 

Thanks for initiating a thread that's positive, lighthearted & humorous! Even though I am currently not stressed, I believe attitude is everything! I believe what you focus on grows. So if you focus on for example "not dieting", in some way you are still focusing on the whole "diet" issue. It needs to be more about actions not words. If you focus on having fun, well...it's obvious you will have fun!

So it's a beautiful day. We are all here because we care about ourselves & want to be connected to like-minded people!

I think you are on to something Bellalucia! What a way to have fun throughout the day by "Just Reading" eachothers jokes or humorous situations that happened to us.

Originally Posted by faiora:
Pfffft Americans don't speak English. :p

They kinda do, but with an American accent - this is clearly unhealthy

I speak American very fluently. In several different accents. Wish the British could speak to where we could understand at least a part of their dribble.

LOL this thread is so funny

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh funny

Originally Posted by BellaLucia:
. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

So it is something else. More stress because of very little safety net or eating GMO and processed foods?

That's true.

This is really really funny:D

Eat Breakfast Every Day. One habit that's common to many people who have lost weight and kept it off is eating breakfast every day. "Many people think skipping breakfast is a great way to cut calories, but they usually end up eating more throughout the day, says Elizabeth Ward, MS, RD, author of The Pocket Idiot's Guide to the New Food Pyramids. "Studies show people who eat breakfast have lower BMIs than breakfast-skippers and perform better, whether at school or in the boardroom." Try a bowl of whole-grain cereal topped with fruit and low-fat dairy for a quick and nutritious start to your day.

Love this

hi all, glad to connect with you friends

This is bloody hilarious!!! really taking the load of weight loss stress!! Thanks a whole trillion!!
:cb:

Originally Posted by BellaLucia:
. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.