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wwmandy327 07-13-2010 12:05 PM

Weight loss joke
 
I heard this at a WW meeting:

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me.”

Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.”

“Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”

The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you are mine!!!”

He lost 63 pounds that week.

lights76 07-13-2010 12:56 PM

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JoJoJo2 07-13-2010 01:01 PM

Now that is funny!!!

Stripes 07-13-2010 01:16 PM

omg!!! LOL

Kukkie84 07-13-2010 01:23 PM

That is hilarious!!!

Shannon in ATL 07-13-2010 01:23 PM

hehe

Lewisempire 07-16-2010 12:43 AM

Forwarding this one! ROFL!

katylil 08-12-2010 08:46 AM

Hahahahahahahaha

annie175 08-12-2010 08:52 AM

HIlarious

tamia 10-08-2010 11:00 PM

Lol

angelanicole23 10-24-2010 04:19 PM

hahaha funny!

molldoll 10-24-2010 04:53 PM

Hahaha :)

katy trail 10-24-2010 04:59 PM

hilarious!

AR4life 10-24-2010 05:03 PM

That is toooooo funny ...lol

luckymommy 10-24-2010 05:18 PM

Hey, that's not a bad deal! So funny!


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