Just exactly the smile I needed this morning!

Thanks.

Love it.

I love it!! :lol:

Hahaha!

bump for fun

haha great

Enjoyed reading that one!

Good stuff to read first thing!!!

I love this! lol :)

#23 should also be I only look forward to red lights when I'm trying to light a cigarette. (I prefer killing myself slowly smoking then immediately texting while driving ;))

On a day to day basis I am definitely more in danger of getting hit by a cyclist than a driver, and as a driver I HATE when cyclists are in the middle of the road like they're cars. They seriously need their own lane or something. lol. This list was great. SO TRUE!

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -
ever.

; D;

Brilliant!!

Yep, I believe them all!:)