another ha ha!! LOL
 

A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,........ 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ............'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.

The End

Very funny! So true. :D

LOL -

That was bad - but I loved it......

Talk about a dose of reality!!! :lol:

ha!

funny

Too true!!

:)

OMG....that is hilarious.

Lmao!!!

I almost spit out my water I was drinking at my screen! Excellent!

Haha!