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ProteinGal 01-25-2009 01:37 AM

:lol: Oh my!

dutchgirl 01-25-2009 05:02 AM

OMG, thank you
I needed that :rofl:

Misti in Seattle 01-25-2009 09:25 AM

Thanks for the laugh. These are great!

STACEY99 01-25-2009 01:07 PM

the last one was freaking hilarious.

thanks for the laugh.

stacey

abbe89 01-26-2009 09:06 AM

oh dear oh dear!!! hehehe

claire fraser 02-23-2009 12:39 PM

lol

flowingair 03-05-2009 07:35 PM

So funny

angelmom313 04-09-2009 02:00 AM

The last one actually brought tears to my eyes....you know the kind of laugh where you can't stop laughing?

harrismm 04-09-2009 02:19 AM

omg.Cant wait to send to my attorney.Ha ha,He will get a kick out of this.LOL.

LittleBitIzzy 05-17-2009 04:53 PM

Hahaha!

Thyme 06-03-2009 07:09 AM

Lol, that was quite beautiful :D

Arctic Mama 06-07-2009 05:01 AM

So funny! I needed this tonight :)

paradoxx 06-30-2009 07:26 PM

As a law student, I have to love these. Some of our professors actually showed us videotaped depositions that were actually worse.

SunshineCA 07-21-2009 02:14 AM

My favorites:

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
__________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!
_________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
________________


Now imagine being the sign language interpreter at times like these. :lol:

kuhrisuh 08-12-2009 12:36 AM

:rofl::rofl:


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