Things to say during sex - warning a couple bad words if y'all are easily offended

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    chick_in_the_hat's Avatarchick_in_the_hat , 08-30-2008 04:59 PM
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    Spoz's AvatarSpoz , 08-30-2008 05:19 PM
    'Heil Hitler' - HAHAHAHA
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    ANOther's AvatarANOther , 08-30-2008 05:39 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Spoz
    'Heil Hitler' - HAHAHAHA
    Second it
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    lizziep's Avatarlizziep , 08-30-2008 06:05 PM
    Who's your abusive stepfather?!

    not your partners name - not your partners gender.... hehehe
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    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 08-30-2008 10:47 PM
    I don't see the circle that says "Shut that damn dog up!"
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    Operator265's AvatarOperator265 , 08-30-2008 11:10 PM
    Don't you mean, "Shut those damned dogs up!!!" EZ?
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    SunshineCA's AvatarSunshineCA , 08-30-2008 11:22 PM
    I need to print and post. I sometimes run out of things to say!!
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    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 08-30-2008 11:23 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Operator265
    Don't you mean, "Shut those damned dogs up!!!" EZ?
    Actually I meant "What is your dog doing to my leg?"
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    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 08-30-2008 11:31 PM
    I also don't see the circle that says...after a knock on the bedroom door..."Dad...Angie...I really need to study for this test tomorrow!"

    My son's bedroom was on the first floor...under our room.

    I just told him to take a break...."This won't take but a minute"
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    JuliaDH's AvatarJuliaDH , 08-30-2008 11:42 PM
    knock knock ... whatch ya guys doin'?
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    Operator265's AvatarOperator265 , 08-30-2008 11:56 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by EZMONEY
    Actually I meant "What is your dog doing to my leg?"
    Then she opened her eyes looked up and said, "Oops, I'm sorry, I guess that was you, darling."
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    EZMONEY's AvatarEZMONEY , 08-30-2008 11:57 PM
    Hey it was dark, how was I supposed to know?
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    MaryL's AvatarMaryL , 08-31-2008 12:22 AM
    Thank you very much. Elvis has left the building lol
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    Operator265's AvatarOperator265 , 08-31-2008 12:38 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by EZMONEY
    Hey it was dark, how was I supposed to know?
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    chick_in_the_hat's Avatarchick_in_the_hat , 08-31-2008 04:17 PM
    Freaking GARY...
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