Some Tuesday humor
 

Hi I am new to TFC and wanted to share some humor. I know I can use it today.

Enjoy...:D

Meaning of WIFE

1. Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"

2. Importance of a period

Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "
AND THE BEST ONE.

6. Anger management?

Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."

That's too cute!

Thanks! I needed that :)
And welcome to the forum :)

I shouldn't have read that last one...I'm about to go brush my teeth. Yuck!

Too cute. :)