Lottery
 

A women gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Holy $%#@!! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter, just get the **** out!"

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I'm gonna e-mail this to all my buds! That's hilarious!!!!!!!!

:D OMG I almost peed my pants at that one! Daphne