Forgiving your enemies
 

Oops, I didn't put in my usual warning of naughty language ...

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the b!tches.'

:lol:

I'm going to remember that one.

:lol: i love it.

That is awesome.

LOL - this one cracked me up! Totally makes me think of my dear, sweet Grannie! LOL :D