The Anniverary Gift

  • Mike was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

    She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200

    in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

    The next morning Mike got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window

    and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on

    her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Mike has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
  • Oh god!! That was cruel!!! HAhahha... But so funny!
  • Wait til his birthday comes around!
  • That was hysterical. I just found this forum -it's awesome.
  • oh how funny!!!!!!
  • Hahahahaha oh geez.

    That's hilarious.
  • rofl hahahahaha..
  • LMAO!!!!
  • :d Lol