The Musical Octopus
 

A Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.
Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.

An Englishman walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his $50.

An Irishman comes up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays like Miles Davis. This guy pays his $50.

Then a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.

"Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says:

"Play it? I’m going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pajamas off..."

:lol: Cute!