""Ladies drop your pants here and spend the rest of the day having a good time" ...in GREECE? How lovely... they certainly are an attractive bunch over there ;)

HAHA, I love the dump truck one... it reminds me of this:
At my old job, there was a public restroom everyone used in the back of the compound. (It was a big construction site, to give you a better visual, and the bathroom was sticky, muggy, and usually dirty.) Directly above the toilet, there was an official sign that said: "No Dumping: $500 fine"

I always liked this one... took this in Hawaii at the Volcano.
http://saltypickles.com/me/hawaii/12.JPG

Back in the 50's there was a French-descent elevator operator in an Eaton's store who always said "Turd floor. Watch your step, please." That still slays me!

My grandfather is french and still can't pronounce "TH". My mothers name is "Thelma"... he has always called her "Telma" eheheh
My aunts name is "Shirley".... and he can pronounce that fine.

My mom said she always used to get ticked off at her dad when she was little because he never said her name right.