Stress-buster diet
 

(I found this on Mumsnet, a UK board, and Americanized a few of the references)

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit, slice whole-wheat toast, 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach, 1 cup herbal tea, 1 Oreo cookie

AFTERNOON TEA

The rest of the Oreos, 1 tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, chocolate topping

DINNER

4 bottles of wine (red or white)2 loaves garlic bread, 1 family size Supreme pizza, 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER

'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts

Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds.

Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 #.

IF you delete this message you will gain 10 #.

Here's some advice for you, Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Oroes, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the
Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel

mm after all of that I'd be feeling pretty good but pretty sick to my stomach too! LOL thanks for the laugh it was much needed!