Cute Blonde Joke
> Subject: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal
> > > A plane is on it's way to Montreal, when a blonde gets up and moves to > the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her > do this and asks to see her ticket. > She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy and that she will > have go sit in the back. > > The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal > and I'm staying right here!" > > The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and > copilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that > belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The copilot > goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid > for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. > > The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to > Montreal and I'm staying right here!" > > The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the > police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't > listen to reason. > > The pilot says "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have > learned to speak 'blonde'!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her > ear, and without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the > Economy section. The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask > him what he said to make her move without any fuss. > > "I told her First Class isn't going to Montreal. |
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