Same Bar, different night. I was coming into the door, getting ready to start work. AS I was walking in, one of the regulars was there, with a group of friends. They all surrounded me. He got down on his knees and they all started singing "You've Lost that Loving Feeling"

OOHH Sherry that's so sweet!!

Well, I'm an accident waiting to happen ... i'll share a couple...

* Walking out of Lonestar Restaurant with DH (then, DBF). It's one of those restaurants where people throw their peanut shells on the floor. Well, I slipped on a peanut shell and went down on my stomach, sliding across the floor like I was sliding into home! I slid right down the middle, between all of these rows of booths. Everyone was laughing so hard, and I was so embarrassed! I just jumped up and RAN out! DH still makes fun of me about that!

* DH was out of town, and had been for a week. I was presenting in a meeting. We were doing some process maps, and putting stickie notes up along the wall, mapping out some stuff. Well, I am in a room full of people and MEAN to say, "Oh, there's no stickie there, it goes here." But instead I said, "Oh, there's no dickie there, it goes here." And the room starts roaring! Then one of my friends yells, "Well, her hubbie HAS been gone for a week!" and everyone just roared and roared!

Oh, you guys, I am in stitches reading this!

I love it. You guys have me cracking up.

Okay, even though I'm overweight, I have a small rib cage and I'm very large breasted. Bras are not fun. On a lucky day, I could find a 42 DDD and SQUEEZE myself into it. And you know in Psalms where my cup runneth over? Well, both my cups runnethed over. Anyway, I hear an ad for a specialty bra shop that will size you perfectly. They will not up the chest size to accomodate the bigger breast, blah blah blah. At that time, I needed a 41L (for long?) Since they didn't carry anything like that, they wanted to build a custom bra. However, they couldn't make that big of a cup size so they suggested a 44I and brought in a prototype. Now this thing is about 1 1/2 inches away from my rib cage in the front. And my boobs are not light so gravity has taken it's toll. The sales girl has to help me put it on. I have to shimmy and shake and I'll just say that last year's one piece covered less flesh than this bra. The sales girl asks "how does it feel?" I shook twice and my boobs flopped out under the band. I said "Like torture!" And she was going to make me a steal of deal. For only $72 I could have one of those things.

Needless to say, I stuck with my overflowing cups. I'm now happy to report that I'm just barely overflowing a 40DD. I really need a 39DDD WITHOUT push up air pockets and with a little more cup cover. Why can't they make a big bra for a big girl with a small ribcage?

Oh, and one more bra story. Back when I was 38DD (but still overweight) and my BFF was a 42AA, we decided to go shopping for Christmas Party dresses and bras. We had a coupon for a buy one/get one free at McAlpin's (now Dillards). The one lonely sales girl had to help us. She kept handing me 38AA and BFF 42DD. She was so flustered and finally suggested that both of us go to a specialty place because neither one of us had normal boobs. (She was a perky little 34B probably and in a size 0.)

And one anecdote... I may have shared before... Micki was about 3 years old and came into the bathroom after my shower. I was bending over drying off. She said "Mommy, some day will my chest be as long as yours?" After the shock wore off (and reminding myself "out of the mouths of babes") I said "Honey, I can only hope so!" Now, going on 10, she is quite embarrassed when I re-tell that story.

Oh, and ONE MORE embarrassing moment - When Micki was first born, I took at least one picture of her every day of her life for the first year. (I'm glad I did, now!) So, she was making the cutest expressions in the bathroom floor another time just after I had gotten out of the shower. (No, not a mirror embarrassement!) I get the camera out, stand over her, bend my head and snap the picture. The film comes back - all baby pics now... so I let my DMIL go through the roll first, and then my DB (brothers). Both brothers turn a little red but no one says anything. Later that night, I look at the pictures with DH. All of right breast (including breastfeeding nipple) is exposed, half of left breast, two belly rolls, and two big thighs are there and this tiny little baby in a pumpkin seat below it all. DH has to leave the room from laughing so hard at my post partum tears when I told him everyone had seen the pics and not said a word!!! Thank goodness for the baby fat or they would have seen even more! (The benefit of being overweight!) :-)

:D Hahahaha...that is funny I think I would have changed several shades of red.....and then another layer then so and so on...hahaha..thanks for sharing ....:hug:

Speaking of Bathrooms... Here is one for ya ....
 

:rofl: ok here is one that I think you guys will get a chuckle out of this one. You know that commercial where the daughter says hey mom you know when you get that no so fresh feeling....well that is not what my daughter said she was in the public bathroom where there were other ladies around and use the same tone as that commercial started out...

She says: "Mom"

I Say: Yes Hun?

She says: How many toilet paper covers do you use when you go to the bathroom...

I was kind of like loss for words because she is carrying on this conversation that sounds so serious....I could hear the other ladies chuckling...

She says: Well I use 3 because some people dont know how to make it in the toilet and dont want to get my bunky wet....the second sheet is just to make sure I gets on the sheet...and third sheet is where I know it is safe...and she giggles...and say plus the toilet seat wont be cold.

Then you hear all these ladies in the bathroom just burst out of laughter....I was laughing so hard because it strikes your funny bone when you little is talking serious....hehe...kids say the darndest things....aint that the truth...

OMG!!! These are sooooooo funny!!!!!

I just remembered another one ...

DS was about 22 months old, and I was 4-1/2 months pregnant. DH had been out of town, so DS and I were on our way to the airport to pick him up. Well, about half-way to the airport, I get this horrible stomach cramp, and can feel the impending diarrhea. I just keep thinking, "PLEASE!!!! LET ME MAKE IT TO THE AIRPORT!!!"

Well, I FLY to the airport, find the quickest parking spot I can, pull DS out of the carseat, throw the umbrella stroller under my arm (no time to set it up!), and start running.

I find the first available bathroom, and barely make it in. Then, the flood starts! (FYI, I forgot to mention that I am typically incredibly bladder shy, and have real difficulties defacating in public!) So, the noises are horrible, I am embarrassed, and then DS yells, "YAY MOMMY!!!! GOOD JOB MOMMY!!! MOMMY'S GOING POO POO IN THE POTTY!!!!!" (The same thing I have been yelling for him since we are right in the middle of potty training ...)

All of the ladies in the restroom were laughing so hard, and I was so embarrassed! And when I FINALLY made it out of there, there was no denying who it was that had the "issue," because DS reminded all of us, in his VERY loud voice, the entire time we were at the airport! "DADDY! MOMMY WENT POO POO IN THE POTTY!!!!!!" :o

Ohhhh man, Erin, isn't that a kid for you.

My youngest daughters name is Marianna. When she was born, my oldest, Mykah, was almost three, and had a really hard time saying her name. We took them into my dad's barber shop for a hair cut when the baby was tiny. The shop was full of customers, and my dad starts telling everyone, "They are my grandkids. This is the brand new one." One of the other barbers asks Mykah what his new sisters name is, so in his biggest, loudest, big boy voice he proudly announces that the baby's name is "Marajuana!"

HAHAHAAHHA! I can only imagine what those people thought when they heard your son announce that you had named your daughter after that particular plant :)

I thought that Yoga Gurl was going to post this story, but has not done it yet, so I am going to help her out. This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I still laugh everytime I think about it. About 5 years ago or so, we went to a petting zoo at our county fair. They had some exotic animals, and it was very cool. The main attraction was a little kangaroo joey, cutest dang thing you have ever seen. He was about the height of a 3 year old, and was hopping all over the place, loose amongst us. Some kids kept trying pet him, and were chasing him. He was getting upset, and trying to "box" them with his little fists. After the kids left, Kristi went over to try to pet him and calm him down. He must have still been pretty mad, because as she bent down, he grabbed her by the wrist with both hands, jumped into the air, and kicked her full in the stomache with both feet, as hard as he could. He knocked the wind right out of her. I nearly died for laughing. It looked like a cartoon, seeing this little kangaroo do that. Oh, I still tease her about the time she got her beat up by a baby kangaroo.

erin!!! thats hilarious! i can see him in the corner of the stall cheering you on...so funny and hes so cute!

oh repo! do kids really come up with that stuff on their own...

ROFLMAO, poor yoga...i cant write cause im laughing too hard...everybody say confu fighting...