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Repo girl 04-26-2007 02:27 PM
Ummmm, yeah, most of the time!

marzbe 04-26-2007 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Repo girl (Post 1669869)
My sister Kristi and I were shopping in Kolhs the other day, looking at swimming suits. I showed her this really cute bikini and said, "I wish I wasn't so dang fat. This is so cute!" My 6 yo daughter Mataya looks at me with these big, sympathetic eyes and says, "Ooooh, it's okay mommy. At least you are not as fat as Aunt Krisit!" My jaw drops, my sister looks at my kid like she could strangle her. Then Mataya realizes that what she said was rude, so she tries to backpeddle, "I mean, you guys are not that fat, just kind of fat......but well, Aunt Kristi is the fattest one. But.....uh...um...I mean...." We just dropped it and moved on after that, but oh man, I was so embarrassed!

And I can guarentee you made the day of everyone around you. A humorous kid will put a smile on anybody's face. :D

KrispieD 04-26-2007 02:47 PM
Don't you muzzle or duct tape the kids when you are in public? Am I doing something illegal?
In a class today with my girls, we were bending down and Jaimie my 2 year old.. said in her megaphone voice.. MOMMY YOU HAVE BOOBS.. then followed it up with WHEN I GROW UP I"M GOING TO HAVE BOOBS TOO!
Eventually the class went back to normal :)

bizlawchik 04-26-2007 03:14 PM
:lol3:

debbieduzLAWL 04-26-2007 04:32 PM
boobs
 
too funny,when my DD was 2 or 3 she said she was going to grow up and have big boobs like mommy.at the time I was a double A.I told her she better grow up more than mommy did.Guess what she did !! the kid is 17 and has been a double d since she was 14.I am going to tell this story at her wedding.
Oh yeah and the time she pulled my stretchy pants down around my ankles in the bank.the teller was in histerics with tears running down her face whilst my DD ran aroud yelling"I see mommys underpants" Good thing I had them on that day.

Moral of the story............
I agree with the duct tape idea.....

marzbe 04-26-2007 04:32 PM
Kristin, I'm crying so hard I'm laughing.


Then again the whole family still laughes when my aunt tells the story of how my (now 16 year old) cousin went at 21 months as her diaper was getting changed. "We're just two girls with Vaginas." Even teenage cousin can't believe that came out of her mouth. :devil:

Mama Nicole 04-26-2007 05:06 PM
Kristen..............thanks for the good laugh....and everyone else too.......

Repo girl 04-26-2007 06:05 PM
Kids......

Once a police officer knocked on the door to tell me that my goats were out. My 2 yr old daughter lifted the hem of my nightgown clear over her head, right in front of the officer. I could have died. I was busy chewing him out, explaning that the neighbor's dog kept breaking down our fence and letting our goats out, and maybe he should do something about that, yadayadayda, and the whole time, my kid is giving him a peep show.


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