You know you're on Ideal Protein if...
 

...green beans feel like a cheat.

Just a fun thread. I keep saying things to myself like "you know you're on IP if you're constantly washing shaker cups" but I have nobody else to share these little nuggets of joy with.. but I know you guys have some! :D

...you have dreams about "forgetting" and eating fruit
...your coworkers get annoyed that break room always smells like steamed broccoli
...you feel guilty for exercising

Lol, you get excited over the word 'jicama' ...

I wish there was a "like" button. Just added jicama to my whooping list this week

Lol. That was supposed to be "shopping" list...

Lol @ 'whooping list'... 'whooping list' works.., in fact I think I'm gonna add that to my vocabulary from now on lol :)

Lol, I have yet to make up my whooping list for this week... Lol

Again I wish there was a " like" button. :D

.... When your garbage bin is filled with silver packets and your compost with veggie bits.

... When you habitually have to go through your closet to see what actually fits.

... When your family is acutely aware of what ketosis is and how important it is.

... When you actually look forward to your weigh in.

...when you get seriously angry that a company put high fructose corn syrup in the dill pickles and actually call their customer service line to complain. I mean, really?

...when you wake up at 5am wide awake and wonder what cleaning there is to do around the house!

When your fridge is filled with veggies and most of your meals are in silver packets !

... when you have nasty breath all the time but are okay with it because that means IT'S WORKING!

...when you're at the grocery store and you eye a bag of produce wondering how many servings it will be once it's cut up.

...when an office lunch means checking out the menu online ahead of time and figuring out what you can eat.

...when a birthday in the office means another 15 minutes of smiling and telling people no, you're okay with just water.

...when a family barbecue means another evening of explaining the program to relatives you haven't spoken to in ages.

Jo

- when the guilt of eating a breathmint feels like you've eaten a whole pizza
- when adding spinach to chocolate is exciting!
- weigh in days can't come soon enough
- your credit card takes a big hit and you smile about it.