[coloradogirl]

The 5 second rule has become the 5 minutes rule (every White Cheddar Ridge is precious!!!!)

[Art3mis]

Originally Posted by coloradogirl

The 5 second rule has become the 5 minutes rule (every White Cheddar Ridge is precious!!!!)

BAHAHAHA the ridges are delish! i haven't tried the white cheddar ones yet but maybe next week. i love the BBQ and SV ones tho

[coloradogirl]

WCRs are at least an every-other-week order for me! I love them! They are great for movies and I am always pleasantly surprised at how many are in the bag. BBQ I thought was good, didn't care for the SV.

[FrostyBobber]

When your excited to have 'spaghetti' made with zucchini 'noodles' and IP garlic (oatmeal) biscuits.... lol

[thecircleguru]

.... when you spend an entire afternoon making a IP Recipe binder and researching all the *IP recipes to try* recipes on-line!

[65X65]

It takes you forever to get dressed and get out the door because you keep changing clothes...not because stuff looks bad..but because you can't believe that you don't look bad at all!!!

You have nothing to cook, clean or do a messy project in...because your clothes are all new!

Your husband whispers in your ear he feels like he's having an affair!!

[Maxxy]

Originally Posted by Meeshellee

These are funny. Here's another one...

...you hop on the scale when you wake up to pee in the middle of the night (am I the only one that does this? Lol....maybe I have a problem)

Yup....I do it too, sometimes more than once a night!

[tiggermd]

when it comes time to move to Mars we already have the space food in silver packets thing down!

[nalaroo]

You almost fall off the toilet because there's not as much of you around anymore to hold on to the seat!

You no longer need to unzip your pants to sit on said toilet seat.

[floridasunshine]

Originally Posted by 65X65

It takes you forever to get dressed and get out the door because you keep changing clothes...not because stuff looks bad..but because you can't believe that you don't look bad at all!!!

You have nothing to cook, clean or do a messy project in...because your clothes are all new!

Your husband whispers in your ear he feels like he's having an affair!!

these are awesome!

[floridasunshine]

Originally Posted by coloradogirl

The 5 second rule has become the 5 minutes rule (every White Cheddar Ridge is precious!!!!)

haha! had a mental meltdown over the weekend because i spilled some southwest cheesecurls between the console and seat in my car. my language could have made a sailor blush.


-you always have crusty protein shake cups on your desk at work. no matter how much washing i do, there always seems to be a rogue one on my desk when i come into work.

-you want to preach to strangers about the evils of white bread.

-you have a closet full of clothes that are too big, but you're too afraid to get rid of them because it hasn't mentally registered yet that you're actually way too small for them.

[berteau]

...you consider La Croix your evening cocktail
...you can go to a baseball game and find the only veggies are the ivy
...you dream of corn tortillas, guac and pineapple (not together)
...you discover new routes to the office bathroom
...you know every salad bar withing a 12 block walk of the office

[Spiritman]

... you have become preoccupied with your toileting habits - you are either going too much - soy reactions - water consumption - or not enough/at all - constipation

... you have developed bathroom radar - no matter where you go you can almost instantly located/know where the nearest bathroom is should you need it

... the toilet seat is now uncomfortably hard because you have no padding left on your backside

... strange phrases cross your lips like - "This rutabaga tastes great" - didn't think those words would ever cross my lips - and the phrase "No thank you" when offered those prohibited items on phase 1

... when naked, looking down you actually see your genitals - they no longer have a roof over them courtesy of your gut obscuring them from view

... you actually like the reflection you see in the mirror instead of recoiling in horror

... you actually seek out photo sessions instead of hiding behind furniture, people, or trying to blend into the background - which is laughable seeing as how you were the biggest thing in the room

... you can buy clothing at stores that don't have "Big or Tall" or "Plus Size" in the title

... you no longer wear hoodies when it's 80+F outside in an attempt to "tame/hide" your rolls when you go out

... you have piles of clothing that no longer fit because they are too big - not having piles of clothes that don't fit because they are too small

... casual acquaintances no longer recognize you

... as your body detoxifies it's like a second puberty the acne and mood swings from hormone release it's like reliving the teenage years

... grocery shopping is now a snap - the cart barely has anything in it compared to the way you used to shop pre-IP

... you have developed/aggravated your carpal tunnel from using the shaker multiple times throughout the day

... you can actually hear sloshing noises when you walk from all the water you drank throughout the day

[I can do anything]

you have several pitchers of "flavored" water in the fridge...cucumber/mint, lemon/lime ...

[brelo]

gotta bump these gigglers back up!

.....looking back at when you used to spend 1.49 on an individual sized serving of greek yogurt and thought it was expensive!