You know you're addicted to IP when...
 

...your doctor tells you you need antibiotics and you wonder if this will throw you off somehow.

...while discussing the commercialization of new drugs and their IP properties while at work you briefly wonder why the drugs would need a diet. And then you remember that IP can also stand for intellectual property.

...you cross your fingers and pray to whatever deity that appeals to you that the latest 0 0 0 item you've stumbled upon has sucralose and not aspartame.

...you get butterflies once a week. On weigh in day.

...the idea of making zucchini taste like baked apples is totally normal

I know I'll have more, but feel free to add your own!!

...coloured bell peppers fill you with confusion and indecision.

:D Indeed! :D Thanks - you made me chuckle. :hug:

....when it's freezing outside, but your addiction to the chocolate drink blended with ice wins out and you drink it anyway. Yum :)

...... You drive an hour to and from a store just to buy RHUBARB.

Haha - indeed! It's freezing here today but I'm having my chocolate mint mocha drink all blended up as we speak!!

......you come to this forum everyday! ;)

or even 5 + times a day :)

It's 103 degrees outside and you are eating Chicken Soup...

.....picking the carrots out of coleslaw mix ;)

- you have post-it notes on your refrigerator of acceptable snack ideas
- you have post-it notes on your refrigerator of acceptable Phase 3 breakfasts
- you have post-it notes on your refrigerator indicating that 7 oz raw=5.25
cooked
- you are in phase 3 and start to get excited when you go to sleep because the next meal is breakfast!
- you look in the mirror and think of the song " i'm too sexy for my ...."

I was feeling a little crabby today and this thread made me laugh out loud!
THANK YOU!!!!!

Bahahahahahahah - this made me laugh out loud. Just SEEING the fact sheet for Phase 3 had me salivating, all because of breakfast!!!

- when you can't stop cutting and pasting recipes into a file on your computer
- when you get excited over 'mock potato salad' using turnips and can't understand why your brother thought it was drek

When you go into a major funk doing today's veggie shopping because your local supermarket is all out of ZUCCHINI ! omg... what will I do? LOL. :D:p

..... you flip out on DH because he put the last cucumber in his salad.