Last year at this time I fell off a throne and broke my foot. AT the ER they thought I fell off the toilet and had to say no a throne,,,not a real one but a fake one in a play.
Then there was the time I sat on oil base green paint. A few days before my yearly physical. Which I cancelled. Thing is that I was down town when I sat on the paint and went into a store and used their washroom...had to assess the damage. And well was too short to see so stepped on the side of the toilet to look..imagine,,,pants mostly down one foot on the side of the seat and the other on the counter...lol (chicks my size should never do this) anyways yes as a matter of fact I did slip and ALMOST break my foot in the toilet...just a slight sprain. But try explaining to your cousin why you have 1 wet foot...socks/shoes and pant leg. And a green butt. She was lying on the sidewalk,,with chest pains laughing so hard. That by the way was a few years ago. a few short years ago.

:lol: sli....too funny!!! I was laughing so hard while reading your story in my office all by myself people started putting their heads in to see what was so funny.