Could you tell me why..
 

I am of a sound mind person? Is it because I wear layers and my headwear is of an exquisite; a 12-inch silk top hat (makes me the most refined man)?
I prefer a bidet over the backyard bushes? The bushes and porcelaines are for my guests
I love sheep brains? I do eat them fresh, I did cook them first of course.

Wish I could attach the image of the most handsome man on Earth here and that's me!