yeah - but seriously, i wouldn't call him a douche bag.
i'm sure real douche bags would be insulted and emotionally wounded to have him counted as part of their company.
what you got there is a bona fide scumbag.
that's right - a used condom good for nothing but plugging your nose and conveying betw the very tips of your thumb and forefinger to the toilet to be flushed on down to the sewers.
but since the lovely and ever-so-fabulous george takei doesn't use the word scumbag, we'll have to settle for douchebag after all.
here, just so you can keep things firmly in mind when he no doubt yanks on what he thinks is his personal yoyo:
http://www.mytinyphone.com/ringtone/2395909/ (click the black play button)