Let Us Rejoice
 

(disclaimer: not to be taken seriously)

I keep reading all of these posts about the "skinny friends" that seem to eat what they want... they take the last slice of pizza, they eat two scoops of ice cream and still wear a size 4 jeans. I know, I have them as well, I feel your pain.

WELL have I got news for all of you: When the famine strikes, and it WILL, guess what? We'll all still be here, maintaining healthy BMI's, with glowing skin and thick hair, and they will need us to go forage for their food and boil their water as we will still be bundles of energy!

So, let us rejoice in our bodies - our bodies that LOVE to hang onto every ounce of a pound - because when the famine comes, we will thrive and it will be up to us to perpetuate the human race, as our genes are superior!!

We can, like, establish our own 3FC island! Our day will come!

Lol! As long as they don't just decide to cook us - because I bet I'd be pretty similar to bacon :D

bonnie.... You just made my day!!!! I will remember that as I am going through the mall and being jealous of the little people running by with their packages.

Happy Friday!

mmmmmm bacon (homer simpson) lol