I don't think I want to be a man for a day... but this is a funny thread :lol:

All the talk of checking out your package and peeing on a tree or in the snow reminds me of the Seinfeld "Hamptons" episode, when George wants Jerry to tell Elaine about shrinkage, and she says "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things..."
:D

Problem is, I'm so indecisive, I wouldn't know whether to dress left or dress right.

:yikes::stars::faint: ABSOLUTELY NOT! :faint::stars::yikes:

Oh, and it is nice to be able to take your "tool" to work with you :yes:

I would develop the "selective hearing" that all men seem to have, leave my clothes all over the house for someone else to pick up, leave the toilet seat up and lay on the sofa with my hand down the front of my pants.

*disclaimer: this is NOT my hubby...*

I'd leave the toilet seat up!

Clearly there's gotta be come carnal appeal given the consistency with which men do it.




[Oh wait, I am a man; never mind.]

Can we pick which guy we could be, LMAO?
If I was somebody I'd be attracted to... well I'd be spending a lot of time by myself, if you know what I mean..

If I wasn't, I'd probably go out and make a big fool out of myself. :)

Saef, I had that book. It was awesome. A friend borrowed it, and I never got it back. grrrrrr.

I suppose I would have sex...right? o.o I mean...so I could say that I've experienced it from a male and a female perspective, and I could judge who had it better =p

And I would go to a lot of stores and try on clothes of all kinds. I wonder if those jeans that hang really baggy in the back are comfy? Because a lot of them do it. And also try those ball-clenching jeans. And I would go to a rock concert and crowd surf! I don't know why, but it seems like I would be a lot less self-conscious to crowd surf if I was a boy.

OH! and I would walk around in public with my shirt off. That's something I can safely say I've never done before.

i would jerk off too lol

Bwahahahhah!!!!! i really needed that laugh!

DH says the same about breasts if he were a woman! I think having a member would be more fun ;)

I would
1. Take my helmet off after a race and enjoy not having to field the "oh, good time, for L stock" (L= Ladies class)
2. pee on something
3. maybe go to a strip club and see if it's more fun
4. chin-ups
5. walk around shirtless
6. job hunt, to see if I get asked if I have children
7. wear a tux

I think that's it :) pretty full day, if I can get out of the house ;)

lol what does this say about men? I wonder what guys would do if they could be a woman for a day?

I'd do all of the above.

I would definitely pee on a tree! and then I WOULD WALK AROUND AND ACT LIKE I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!! Cuz to me that is the male take on life!

I would also like to chime in again and say have sex! I didn't think of it till someone else mentioned it. Wouldn't that be fascinating...I've always wondered what exactly it feels like. They seem like they enjoy it...so much.

I would say whatever thought popped in my mind and no one would call me a *****, just "assertive." I'd make someone else clean the bathroom for once!