You know those really absurd situations that only happen to sitcom characters - and somehow, YOU? When something happens and you're like, "Wow... this WOULD happen to me."

I can't be the only one! I was inspired to make this post because I always seem to get caught naked! Dressing rooms and bathroom stalls bust open on me regularly!

Just now, as I walked OUT of the shower, an employee walked INTO my apartment at the same time! I was naked! I leapt for the door, slammed it shut on him and probably broke the poor guy's face... and I still have no idea why that happened! Maybe they will think twice before sending someone to the Naked Ninja in 3A without calling ahead!

What about you guys??

LOL!!! Why did he just walk in like that?

When I was dating my hubby, and still living at home I might add. He was coming home on a weekend liberty, so I was trying to hurry up and get ready. Well..I was in my room getting dressed. I had a towel on, and my underwear halfway up my legs when he burst through the door!!! I screamed at him and slammed the door in his face. He couldn't stop laughing, but omg, I was so embarassed. I yelled at my mom for letting him up to my room while I was half naked. And all she said was.."oops" WTF!! Thanks mom!! LOL!!

I think your mom is my new hero, lol

lol! Those are good!
I have told this story before but one time I was at a dinner party and someone spilled red wine on my dry clean only, cream colored skirt. The host wanted to soak it right away but everyone that lived there was super skinny so the only thing she could give me was this big, purple, see through mumu. I wore it home and ran into the guy I was going out with later in the evening (first date) as I was trying to sneak into my apartment. so embarrasing.
This doesnt involve nakedness but my aunt had an experience where she was in her car and somehow got in the middle of a funeral procession that she was not a part of. She kept trying to pull over and wave the cars around her but they weren't getting the hint so she pulled into a mickey d's and all of the cars still followed her while the hearse kept driving down the road lol

so i got one for you...this is a family favorite. when i was 14 my brothers moved out to az (we live in nj) and so when i was 19, my frosh year in college, we all went out there for christmas. It just so happens that the high school where my dad worked (and i had gone) was participating in a tournament out there, so my family and i met up with the coaches, my dad's co-workers. When we go there we found out that another family that went to the high school was out there too...sons the same ages as my brothers and i. the youngest son and i were in school together and we HATED eachother...he was a popular jock, and me being a plus-sized girl, he made my life a living ****. well shortly after we got there, he apologized for being such a jerk to me, but i still felt weird the rest of the night (i mean, i was eatting dinner with the captain of the football team...me, a lowly freak). we were watching the eagles play on tv and the bar was loud and the adults at our table were talking about dr's appointments and getting old. well my dad starts this conversation about getting a colonoscopy (yeah, he's real formal like that) and all of a sudden the bar goes quiet, dad doesn't realize it, so in his typical bar-room yelling voice shouts "IT WAS THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD!" needless to say, as all the adults started cracking up, mr. quarterback looks at me and says, "so i guess you got to grow up with that huh? tough life." i was MORTIFIED. now, however, i think it's classic. it will make a great scene when they make the movie out of my life

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my "only would happen to me moments" usually come in the form of awkward social experiences or phyiscal comedy.
there is the "great face plant of '08" where i fell on my face after getting off a bus, then my backpack slammed my head into the cement giving me my first and hopefully only bloody nose. i had to walk halfway to work sobbing and covered in blood before a co-worker found me. when i got to work and saw myself it looked like i had been eating people! raw! it was horrifying, but now kinda a little funny... sorta...


i ride the bus. in eugene, or. so you can imagine the kinds of things i see and experience! i had a drunk guy corner me and chat me up and it started out not too bad- but soon he kept telling me how "yummy" he thought i was. i wasn't sure if he wanted to rape me or eat me- i had to abandon bus.

i also have hilarious disasters that occasionally happen to me. like my turkey brining story which some of you may remember- we were putting the turkey into the bag to brine when the bag exploded and shot 2 gallons of sticky salty/sugar water, a billion pepper corns and my turkey onto my kitchen floor and all over me and the husband. ten secon rule- thanksgiving was not ruined! our kitchen was a mess though. lol.

Ahaha thats hilarious! I tend to laugh of awkward moments, and I hope you will too! Because that is too funny!

Haha. This thread makes me giggle so much! I am a super klutz!

Several years ago I had tried taking a bath and was resting on the bed waiting for it to fill after a long day of work and fell asleep. I woke up to screaming. The bath had flooded, spilled over onto the floor, and seeped through it. My sister came home and found it RAINING in the living room below. I turned our living room into a swimming pool. Mind you, this was also right after my mother bought all new hardwood floors which I utterly ruined. We had to replace not only the flooring, but the ceiling as well. I was such a dead woman back then, but now we laugh about it. Needless to say, I don't take baths very often anymore.

I utterly humiliated my mother in front of her MIL once. She was telling her this story about how when she asked me what to do when she had the third baby, "where would the baby sit"? (My sister and I were each on a knee) I told her to go out in the garden and plant leg seeds, and the baby could sit on one of those. Cute right? Well then, in the middle of a crowded dinner, I (being three at the time and having NO sense of propriety), yelled "But first you have to take your vagina off!" Luckily, my g-ma, who otherwise was a very rude woman to my mother, thought this was hilarious!