The Pants Game

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  • The basic rules for this game: Pick a quote from a movie that you've seen, and replace one word from that quote with the word 'Pants'

    Here's an example : Lord of the Rings: The two towers

    "Give me your pants horse master and I shall give you mine."


    Give it a try and let's see what funny quotes we can come up with!
  • "Nobody puts pants in the corner" - Dirty Dancing

    (are we supposed to include the movie title?)
  • "Here's looking at you, pants." Casablanca
  • "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Pants!" Donnie Darko
  • "You can’t handle the pants!" Colonel Jessep - A Few Good Men
  • "They are called pants, Ed."
  • "Life is a box of pants"
  • "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to pants me." Ben Braddock - The Graduate
  • "Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a Pants!" Gone with the Wind
  • "I coulda had pants. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." Terry Malloy - On the Waterfront
  • "we all go a little pants sometimes"
  • "Hey, don't knock pants. It's sex with someone I love." Alvy Singer -Annie Hall
  • lol this is kind of funny

    "There's no place like pants" - Wizard of Oz
  • Quote: lol this is kind of funny

    "There's no place like pants" - Wizard of Oz
  • So, eleven hundred pants went in the water; 316 pants come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. (Jaws)