Ohhhhhhhh! You have my sympathies darling. :hug: You better have a double, tall when you get done with that. :hat:

Ruthie,:eek: yuckers, poor you. Hope you have a whole row of treats lined up, you deserve them after that!

Well, the worst is over and wasn't all that bad. Did not do the egg white thing. My sister is taking me out to lunch after the "event" tomorrow if I feel OK.

Right now I am going to have a gin and tonic - clear liquids, right? Maybe after that I'll realize which team I'm on and direct my remarks and quotes accordingly.

That reminds me I have a little a little kit in my bathroom waiting for me to provide a sample. And then I put it in an envelope and mail it to the lab. I didn't think I would ever live long enough to send Poop

That reminds me I have a kit in the bathroom waiting for me to provide a sample which I will mail to the lab. I didn't think I would live long enough that I would be sending poop through the mail. Yuck!

Actually, one sample would suffice.

Naw, one stool sample is one too many.

Operator, I agree. also, once will be enough. I do want to remind the boys that ya gotta be tuff to be a girl!!

Originally Posted by bargoo:
Yep, the best looking girls of any age can be found right here at Threadkiller!

At least there is something we all agree on!

Originally Posted by Ruthxxx:
"Self-praise is no recommendation...."

Dickens

"Pat yourself on the back every chance you get...no one else is gonna do it".... EZ

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
"If I had to choose between humility and modesty, I'd choose neither."

J. Edgar Hoover

They just love to brag don't they BILL!

Originally Posted by Ruthxxx:
Actually I'm sipping Colyte to prep for a routine colonoscopy tomorrow so enough talking about blasting and blowing up!

Isn't that just the most special of times ;)

Originally Posted by bargoo:
That reminds me I have a little a little kit in my bathroom waiting for me to provide a sample. And then I put it in an envelope and mail it to the lab. I didn't think I would ever live long enough to send Poop

Another reason I tip my mail-lady well each year :)

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
Actually, one sample would suffice.

I agree Billl....stepping in it once is enough.

I am a BUNKO widow tonight....

Angie has skipped the last 2 months of BUNKO with the girls to teach her yoga classes at church on that Wednesday each month....tonight she goes back to BUNKO...

being a bachelor is really not that bad...

"hey babe....what am I having for dinner?"....babe....BABE...ANG!!!!!

Gary open a bottle of Corona and you will be just fine .

I guess for dinner your just gonna have to eat your left foot.

Originally Posted by bargoo:
Gary open a bottle of Corona and you will be just fine .

Thanks BARGOO...that will help ease the pain!

Originally Posted by Operator265:
I guess for dinner your just gonna have to eat your left foot.

I think that's what I love about you best Miss TNT....your compassion...

You go running around telling people I'm compassionate you'll wind up with my right foot up your.........Nevermind.

Originally Posted by Operator265:
You go running around telling people I'm compassionate you'll wind up with my right foot up your.........Nevermind.

I'm confused:?: is that a threat or are you hittin' on me again? :D