We California women will only take you to the cleaners !

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STOP! POSTING HERE! STOP!

Really? Are You sure? Hmmm?
Don't think so!

So sorry JULIA but I DO THINK SO!!!

Heck...RUTH is back and she isn't even posting here....so

GIVE IT UP!

Gary, you know you can't shut us up!

And BARGOO...AGAIN...why would I want a 5-1 ratio of women to men at my age?

You Know You're Getting Old When...

Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.

Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.

Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.

You look forward to a dull evening.

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.

Gary, you have mentioned this several times, now. Do you have an obsession.....let's see what would Gary do with 5 women all to himself ? Dream on, Gary !!

A guy is dating three women and cant decide which one to marry.

He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money.

The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank.

The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank.

The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank.

Which one does he end up marrying?

The most beautiful one..

Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.

A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying."Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fun together laughing and relaxing. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make fun together laughing and relaxing again. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we relax more and enjoy ourselves."

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldnt be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!"

So the old man says, "I know! Im crying because I dont remember where I live!"

So Gary how was the weather today? Are you still being jinxed??

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

Thanks for making me feel old JULIA!

PRICKLE the weather is quite nice at the moment...73 outside with a nice breeze...I would like to say it was too freakin' hot again today...but I can't...I just can't...

BARGOO...yes...I am obsessed with women...and to remind you about the ratio...read your post above this one....work...more women...more work....more women...more work...

Another truth.....Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than it takes to get tired,

Hey, I just caught on that you are calling me PRICKLE. I hope that, that isn't being mean. I was being nice as all to you. Just picking on you and your Cali weather.

I may have to change my avi, now. Any suggestions... nice ones of course.