If I were anyone else but me, I would be a dog & live in the moment.

If I could do it over again, I would ___________________ so I could___________.

If I could do it over again, I would not eat those two donuts so I could choose the healither low fat muffin instead.

If I were 7 feet tall, I'd notice _________________,and do ____________.

If I were 7 feet tall, I'd notice dust and do some cleaning.

If I won the lottery, I'd buy ___________ first and give some to _________.

If I won the lottory, I'd buy my parents a house and give some to a landscaper.

If I had one month left to live, I'd __________ with __________.

If I had one month left to live I would ___Travel the world laughing, smiling, and loving___ with ___my family___.


The best way to get a child to behave is to _____________ and then ___________.

The best way to get a child to behave is to give them jelly beans and juice and then hope they don't spring out of the house from a sugar overload.

If my friend's child did ___________, I'd be sure to __________.

If a friend's child did an evil thing, I'd be sure to tell the friend.

If I could pick a new name for myself, it would be __________ because _________.

If I could pick a new name for myself, it would be Ghorheminimanelilowbemo because not many people would know how to pronounce it corectly.


If a maid came to my house, she'd _______________ because ______________________ .

If a maid came to my house, she'd work long hours, because my house isn't really clean.

If I would only __________, I could really _______________.

If I would only stop eating 100 calorie packs I could really probably be making faster progress on my diet


I wish I had the guts to _________________ but if I did I'd probably__________

I wish I had the guts to confess my love to my best friend years agobut if I did I'd probably lose his friendship

If was________________________ endless_____________________, then .

If was___walking down an _____________________ endless___road__________________, then .
_i'd never reach the end_________________





my ideal job would be _______________ because___________

My ideal job would be to go to work only when I feel like it, because then I could sleep in when I feel like it.

If I could have any talent, it would be ______________ because that way I could ______________.

If I could have any talent, it would be to sing GREAT because that way I could be on AMERICAN IDOL ( LOL )



I wish i could meet ____________ so i could ________

I wish i could meet __God__ so i could __understand life better_

Once in a while I try ____________ but never works. Now I just ____________ .