With as much PMSn as you do around here, Bill, it's bout time you got your period. Specially since you can't even pee standing up anymore.

And, since Ruthie has those bizarro Super Mod Zap Yo A$$ powers, it's all about her. RUTH, RUTH, RUTH, RUTH, RUTH!!!!!!!

Wow, I don't know what to say, I can't beat what Operator just posted...

Oh wait, how do you know about Bill's urination situation? Was it posted on Craigslist?

Wow..Bill that was the longest sentence I have ever seen!!
Can you say...RUNON?
It did make me chuckle though!

Well, Peary, I have some rather unusual powers meself.

I thought you did, Operator, but I didn't want to make mention of them, because, well.... you might use them there powers on me--- I, I, don't want that to happen. Unless it is to make me loose the last few pounds. Can ya do that?

Tought trying to ketchup after being gone this week....thought I would yesterday but ended up most of the day moving furniture, taking out closet doors and shelving and re-texturing Knucklehead's old bedroom so Angie can paint it and CLAIM IT as another one of her rooms. If knucklehead nephew goes AWOL he better bring a sleeping bag 'cause his bed will be gone.

:bravo: HATTIE! That is way cool! If I lost 50 from my high it would put me near BILL....we couldn't have that now could we ;) After all this thread is ABOUT "Weight Loss" so one of us guys needs to be a bit over "budget" ;)

RUTH my dear wife cut the end of her finger off a couple of years back, we had just purchased some Cutko knives from a friend of ours, anyway I was out of town and called the house....son tells me she went to emergency because she cut her finger. I'm like OMGoodness! How bad...son just says...dad...it's Angie....I was relieved then ;) When she called me that night she went on and on about it....(dad...it's Angie)....a few days later I saw the injury....(dad...it's Angie)....I'd like to say that I get cuts way worse than that at least once a week....we wrap it in masking tape (duct tape if it should get stitches...we aren't STUPID!) and keep on truckin'. Now I know yours was worthy of sympathy....so many :hug: to you :)

MARE You can PM me that chili verde recipe...I meant to get it before.

KAREN I still have you in my prayers on the house :) But I agree....it's time dear...it's time to get this situation over! MOVE ON! :hug:

giving BILL one more to count....

Originally Posted by PearFreak:
I thought you did, Operator, but I didn't want to make mention of them, because, well.... you might use them there powers on me--- I, I, don't want that to happen. Unless it is to make me loose the last few pounds. Can ya do that?

:witch:*POOF* You are now 4 lbs. lighter.

Boy, I wish that would really work. I'd be the Queen of 3FC!

So now Miss TNT thinks she is Samantha the good :witch2:

Oh, but, Serena is much more my style.:s:

40 to go!!!

Have to admit...growing up I was a bit partial to Serena too....but then what teen-age boy wouldn't be ;)

Very impressive sentence, Bill. What a talent you are!
Kind of funny when anyone tries to figure out the purpose of this thread. ha!

I finally had enough :coffee: to actually go back and read BILL's sentence all the way through....impressive.

Not like me....who just throws in any kind of punctuation whenever I feel like it....which isn't often.

Shouldn't there be a punctuation check button too?

My language arts teacher wife just hates my grammar...especially my double negatives...

whatever they are...

I don't got no clue.

Can we make it to 500 by my bedtime? Do I have to stay up late? Maybe I'll just shut it down and re-open in the morning

I'm power mad....and I'm not even wearing my metal bra!