The premise of ThreadKiller is to post something so insane, obnoxious and/or stupid that no one can follow it up, thereby "killing" the thread. You know, the way everyone feels when they first join 3FC and threads keep dying right after they post in them. Turns out, there is a whole batch of insane, obnoxious and/or stupid fatties on this site and we revel in the insanity and each other.:dizzy::jig::joker::spin::hat::dance::flow2: :tantrum::bomb::sssh::twirly::nose::hyper::tired:: yikes::stars::mag::whoo::rofl::crazy::lol3::frypan ::bike::coffee2:

I think it was in my contract Ruth.

I usually pull muscles when I do cartwheels

Did I ask for cartwheels? Nice to know you can do them though. :rofl:

I need to get back to real life for a while. I'm having way too much fun! Guess I'll go and clean the veggie crisper.

Can do round offs too, usually bounce a couple times afterwards though...

My contract stated pool boys and chocolate. Who got stuck with Scotch. She musta spread THAT bribe amongst several TKs in order to keep up.

Random is good.

Who was the original threadkiller? I don't remember.

Good question, Allison. I remember when this first started, someone was trying to claim the threadkiller crown and everyone else jumped in to try to take it away. Who was that? I don't have patience (or skill) to look all the way back.

Here's the "original". Bill should have killed it with his boring post #500 but I wasn't around. It carried on for another 15 posts until Mighty Meg killed it!

lunch time

I just wasted 30 minutes reading reviews on the Bic Crystal pen on the UK Amazon.com

OMG! Fascinating. Recommended reading if you need a quick laugh.http://www.amazon.co.uk/Crystal-Ball...=cm_cr_pr_pb_t

Did you hear about the gypsy who was born with a glass eye?
His father had a crystal ball.

Sorry - it was in memory of my Dad who was buried 11 years ago today.

388 by the way - in case you can't read.

Our $10 bill is purple. Did you know that?

woohoo school's over!!!