Neither! haha
But if I had to pick, i'd go with Alan Shore ...

Diet Coke or Coke Zero?

Coke Zero

English toffee or fudge? (Been making candy all day)

English Toffee.

House sale or Bake sale?

I've got to say bake sale (since I might sell this house 'as is' when I finally move).

chips or chocolate?

(they can be your nemesis or something you work hard to get a little of in)

chocolate - my favorite food group.

voice mail or text

voice

stripes or solids?

solids

email or phone

email

cash or credit

Cash all the way!

Laptop or desktop?

desktop

I Love Raymond or King of Queens

I would much rather watch King of Queens!

Fly to an ideal vacation spot or go on a cruise?

Cruise

country or pop ?

Country

Pizza toppings...pepperoni or Canadian bacon

Canadian bacon

Italian dressing or Ranch?

Italian

BBQ or regular chips