Can you eat a whole stick of butter BARGOO? My step-daughter can/did! but then she was 3...

I made toast one morning and left the butter out on the counter. I went out for awhile and when I came back my dog had a smug little smirk on his face as he swaggered past me. Yep, he ate most of the butter I had left on the counter. I didn't make that mistake again.

Dogs are smarter than people.:yes:

After all, Gary's dogs totally own him, right after Angie that is.

Butter first
 

I'll have the butter on the herb bread, thank you very much,

with a little olive oil on the side for dipping should the mood strike.

[Note to self: Being 3FC, there won't be any calories in butter, olive oil, or herb bread.]

470
 

... 30 to go.

Unless your calculator has been run over by a 200 ton truck, LOL.

Originally Posted by bargoo:
I made toast one morning and left the butter out on the counter. I went out for awhile and when I came back my dog had a smug little smirk on his face as he swaggered past me. Yep, he ate most of the butter I had left on the counter. I didn't make that mistake again.

Did I ever mention the time I left a roast on the counter to cool, went to go potty and came back to find NO ROAST! My dog Reba was running around the house with it in her mouth. She didn't eat any of it, washed it off and served. I told the kids after dinner :)

Originally Posted by Operator265:
Dogs are smarter than people.:yes:

After all, Gary's dogs totally own him, right after Angie that is.

You KNOW me much too well OPERATOR...much too well! :)

I know some men like to think they're deep and complicated, but I prefer the ones who know they are just simple creatures. That's why I like you Gary. I mean, you spell it out right there with the first two letters of your handle, EZ.:) A little food, sex and a scratch on the belly every once in awhile, and Ang has you "Walking the Line.";)

Oops, sorry, I almost forgot the beer.

Originally Posted by Operator265:
Oops, sorry, I almost forgot the beer.

You're working way too much if you almost forgot the beer. Shame on you!

The X is on his way over for Xmas. If he forgets the real beer, there will be **** to pay.

Originally Posted by Operator265:
...... they are just simple creatures. That's why I like you Gary.........

WELL kick :kickbutt: me in my jingle balls....:snowball1

OK, I can rest easy now. My dumbass X decided to listen to me(for once) and head over today before wave after wave of storms hit tomorrow. It's bad enough I'm gonna have to work in this stuff, but I really didn't need to be worrying about him trying to get here from higher elevations. He may be a dumbass, but our girls don't need a dead, dumbass daddy for Xmas.

PS. You know I love ya EZ.:mrsclaus:

I know you do OPERATOR!

Prayers the 'ol man makes it safe and sound AND you all have a great visit!

He's here, safe and clear and he even brought the beer. Rah, rah!

We're trying to get it there for ya Ruthie, but, there's only so much Slash, EZ and I can do. Some others are just being way too lazy. They may have to pony up and get you a pool boy with chocolate for under your tree.

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...20 to go for Ruthie

Just doing my bit.

Glad your beer arrived safe and sound Operator, along with its courier.