Good girls get a present under the tree on Christmas Day. Bad girls get presents all year long!!!

"When I'm good I'm very good. but when I'm bad I'm better." Mae West

And snotty little tattlers get tied up with Christmas ribbon and stuffed into a closet until Cinco de Mayo, when they are used as the pinata!!!

Stuffing me with all that candy just wasn't right

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Which brings up an important question - if there are Sugar Daddies, how come Sugar Mommies are never mentioned?

And, if they exist, how do I find one?

(I mean in theory. Just to be prepared for any future.)

Hey...and how were there sugar babies if there were no mommies?

I love Mae West. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" :rofl:

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
Which brings up an important question - if there are Sugar Daddies, how come Sugar Mommies are never mentioned?

BILL, I have been trying to find the answer to that one for years....everytime I ask Angie she just slaps me down!

And, if they exist, how do I find one?

(I mean in theory. Just to be prepared for any future.)

Originally Posted by Hattie22:
Hey...and how were there sugar babies if there were no mommies?

Looks like we got a keeper here!

Originally Posted by Ruthxxx:
I love Mae West. "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" :rofl:

As Angie would say..."knowing Gary, it was his hands"

I love that Angie! She tells it like it is - or does she?

Originally Posted by Ruthxxx:
I love that Angie! She tells it like it is - or does she?

RUTH ~I will say the same thing I say to Angie when she "checks" up on me here...."Babe, I'm not lying!"....her usual reply.."No, I guess not... but you sure embellish a lot!" ;)

"embellish"! I've been caught on that before. Now, before I get into having to censor my own posts, I'll just leave and get on with my day!

I don't lie or embellish but I often add meat and details that make a story a whole lot funnier.

Originally Posted by Ruthxxx:
"embellish"! I've been caught on that before. Now, before I get into having to censor my own posts, I'll just leave and get on with my day!

That might be best for both of us ;)

Originally Posted by SusanB:
I don't lie or embellish but I often add meat and details that make a story a whole lot funnier.

I bet you were real popular at dances...TWIST!

DH and I won a twist contest once. (1982)