OK....not braggin' here (yes he is) but I was at a fundraiser last night. My daughter and son in law were hosting it, Angie was not there because she was doing her final for her credential in yoga training. Anyway, I was with my son...a great looking kid....who's wife was not there yet. This lady kept staring at me....not a bad looker by the way I did not give her a second look....I know better! I went through the serving line for food and was waiting for my dil, who just arrived, to catch up with me when this same gal comes up to me and puts her hip into mine and says something about "swing to the left...swing to the right...this is the way it goes isn't it?"
I just looked at her and she walked away. Later she came up to me (hello! I am wearing a wedding ring) and says what are you doing? I tell her..."texting my wife"....she leaves and leaves me alone. I actually did text Angie that I was "hit" on! She showed her yoga instructor and said "This is so GARY!"
My wife "owns" me and she knows it! She never worries about me straying!
Then tonight at her yoga grad party two of the women told her "Your husband is handsome" she said on our way home....
You are so funny, EZ! Of course you know how cute you are! Angie is very fortunate that you are also an honest, nice guy! Otherwise, she'd have to get after you
It's unbelievable how forward some women are these days! Women hit on my DH all the time, but he doesn't even see it! I'll tell him about so and so looking him up and down and he's like, "huh, what are you talking about?" They'd have better luck if they wore 10W40 for perfume! Not really, he's mine and he knows it!!
EVIL it is obvious you are in need of an eye exam!
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Originally Posted by ronni62
You are so funny, EZ! Of course you know how cute you are! Angie is very fortunate that you are also an honest, nice guy! Otherwise, she'd have to get after you
Not sure RONNI if the words honest AND nice have ever been used in the same sentence for me before.
It's unbelievable how forward some women are these days! Women hit on my DH all the time, but he doesn't even see it! I'll tell him about so and so looking him up and down and he's like, "huh, what are you talking about?" They'd have better luck if they wore 10W40 for perfume! Not really, he's mine and he knows it!!
Personally I like the smell of WD-40 on my women.
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Originally Posted by luvja
Ow ow, You stud!. That's an awesome feeling eh?!
Not sure what I felt LUV...I was about 6 beers into the evening by that time.
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Originally Posted by blondebritbrat17
Yikes.. that is funny though. But at least she finally left you alone after you said "texting my wife". Some women these days are a tad bit forward.
Because I was texting, at my age, she probably figured I was way too tech to be in her league! By the way...how do you stop the blinking clock light on the VCR? Anybody?...
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Originally Posted by bargoo
I'll bet Angie gets hit on, too!
I never laid a hand on her BARGOO!...but...yep she does.
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Originally Posted by Ookpik
Alright! Yup, there are a lot more benefits to losing weight besides health ones...an ego boost here and there is good too!
Oh don't worry OOKPIK....Angie put my bighead back in place when I got home.
A little of that kind of attention can go a long way! You stud muffin you!
Oh sure JEN...is that why when I got home and told Angie "Guess I still got it babe"....she laughed until church the next morning? Pastor made her shut it off for service.
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Originally Posted by SunshineCA
Whoo hoo!!! "You GO boy!!!" ::::snaps fingers::::
Thanks SUNSHINE...people are still talking....well....I am anyway.
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Originally Posted by Monkeybean
That is great! I am sure that was quite an ego boost, which we all could use!
And you are wonderful to let her know you were texting your wife. Lots of men wouldn't even bother!
kudos!
You are so right MONKEY...any man in his RIGHT mind would have "CALLED" his wife and personally apologized for what ever they did "wrong" to get attention from another female!
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Originally Posted by kittycat40
what a nice compliment--- you still got it
You may be mistaken KITTY...I don't think I still got it...haven't been itchy in years.
OMGosh....I got "hit" on....
I did not give her a second look....I know better! I went through the serving line for food and was waiting for my dil, who just arrived, to catch up with me when this same gal comes up to me and puts her hip into mine and says something about "swing to the left...swing to the right...this is the way it goes isn't it?"
You are so funny, EZ! Of course you know how cute you are!
! Women hit on my DH all the time, but he doesn't even see it! I'll tell him about so and so looking him up and down and he's like, "huh, what are you talking about?"
They'd have better luck if they wore 10W40 for perfume! Not really, he's mine and he knows it!!
"You GO boy!!!" ::::snaps fingers:::: 
