Nope...usually walking these old legs with my wife and mutts

TPBM has a lot of chores done already today

No, I just woke up and there aren't many chores to do.

TPBM is really tired.

Yes, even though I had plenty of sleep!

TPBM already has all of their Christmas shopping done (but not wrapped).

Nope, none of it done.

TPBM loves reading books.

I havent bought a single present yet..

TPBM listens to music on a daily basis

Nope - I have days where I listen to music and can go weeks without it.

TPBM owns a bird.

I have in the past, but none currently.

TPBM dislikes New Year's Resolutions.

I do. I associate them with anticipating failure.

TPBM likes chicken salt.

Never heard of it... do you mean salted chicken? :p

TPBM has a tattoo.

Nope.

TPBM has used Twitter.

Nopers.

TPBM is a redhead!

Nope - married to one.

TPBM has read Twilight or gone to the movie.

No, but I plan on reading the books.

TPBM just came back indoors after realising it was too cold and wet outside.

Note: Stephi - chicken salt is a kind of flavoured salt they use on hot chips and the like. They don't have it in the US?
aaah wait a sec - thank you wikipedia:

"Seasoned salt is a flavoured blend of table salt composed of herbs, spices, ...... It is used in.... take-away food shops. It is known by many other names, including seasoning salt, season salt, and, in Australia and New Zealand, chicken salt."

Nope, it is 4:30pm here and a cool 71 degrees outside

TPBM is all alone ...except for dogs...until late Monday night

Nope, with someone.

TPBM likes chilled smoothies.