[BillBlueEyes]

da Operator has a loooooooooong memory.

[WebRover]

Where's the operator been? I was noticing earlier this evening that I hadn't seen her/you anywhere on the boards for a few days. I hope you have a better excuse than working.

So I'm evil, am I? Well, why don't y'all take the test then.

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

My Results

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Second Level of ****

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Let's see how you other chickies (and even Gary and Bill) do. At least I get to hang with other hotties of my stature.

Originally Posted by WebRover

Where's the operator been? I was noticing earlier this evening that I hadn't seen her/you anywhere on the boards for a few days. I hope you have a better excuse than working.

Well, Um, Yeah, Ah, Humanahumanahum. But I'm considering looking into a career in Xeriscaping. At least I'd get to play around with a Bobcat still and contribute to the Earth rather that tearing it up.

I mean really. Working these graveyard shifts should save me money this Halloween. I'll look like death warmed over without the expense of extra makeup.

[BillBlueEyes]

Originally Posted by Operator265

But I'm considering looking into a career in Xeriscaping.

Operator265 sent me to Wikipedia:

Xeriscaping

Xeriscaping refers to landscaping in ways that do not require supplemental irrigation. It is promoted in areas that do not have easily accessible supplies of fresh water, and is catching on in other areas as climate patterns shift.

The word xeriscaping was coined by combining xeros (Greek for "dry") with landscape.

Plants whose natural requirements are appropriate to the local climate are emphasized, and care is taken to avoid losing water to evaporation and run-off. XeriscapeTM and the xeriscape logo are registered trademarks of Denver Water, the water department of Denver, Colorado. They were created by the Front Range Xeriscape Task Force of Denver Department in 1978.

The specific plants used in xeriscaping depend upon the climate. Some common plants used in Western xeriscaping are agave, cactus, lavender, juniper, sedum and thyme.

In some areas, terms such as water-conserving landscapes, drought-tolerant landscaping, zeroscaping, and smart scaping are used instead.

Now that's a fun career. And you'd drive a more human sized vehicle and wouldn't be so scary, LOL.

[EZMONEY]

sent me to purgatory

[JuliaDH]

Yep I went to purgatory too. Hmmm I thought I was perfect LOL

[srmb60]

I'm not sure why this thread reminded me of this joke. Kinda scarey how my mind works some days ...

After finishing up painting the interior of a church a painter was packing up and was getting ready to leave, when the Bishop came out and asked him to also paint the exterior of the church. The painter agreed to do so, but in the process of painting he realized that he did not have enough paint to finish the whole job. But he also realized that if he thinned out the rest of the paint he would have enough to finish the job. Doing so, he was able to complete the painting of the exterior of the church. Then all of the sudden a rain storm came out of the middle of what was a clear sky. The rain fell only on the church, washing away all the still wet paint. Then a booming voice came out of the sky directed at the painter....





"Re-paint you thinner!"

[BillBlueEyes]

So, I lied through my teeth and still am only admitted to purgatory - it wasn't worth it. Thought I'd get a BIG reward.

Kinda want to meet Helen of Troy and Cleopatra, though. Wonder if I can have visiting rights?

[bargoo]

SusanB........LOL!

Originally Posted by SusanB

"Re-paint you thinner!"

Hey Everyone, GOD HAS A LISP!

Bill---Talked to my dear friends Helen and Cleo about it. Ummm. NO!! And gee, I'm really surprised by the fact that you CHEATED again.

Ya know Bill, I just don't see the what the big diff is.

[BillBlueEyes]

Originally Posted by Operator265

Ya know Bill, I just don't see the what the big diff is.

LOL - gotta squint to see that small guy.

[bargoo]

Less than two months until Christmas!

[WebRover]

Guess I need to invite folks for US Thanksgiving then. It's even sooner.