A joke to tell your deer hunting hubby!

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    snowball's Avatarsnowball , 12-06-2001 09:08 AM
    Whats the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

    Beer nuts are under a $1.39.........Deer nuts are under a BUCK!


    I WORK IN A CONVIENCE STORE AND WE REGISTERED DEER THIS YEAR.......OVER 900 OF THEM..........WHEN ONE GENTLEMAN CAME OVER TO ME AND TOLD ME THIS JOKE............Thought it was cute!
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    Ruthxxx's AvatarRuthxxx , 12-06-2001 09:22 AM
    That's right up there with:

    Where is Moose Jaw?

    6 feet from the moose's ***.

    (Moose Jaw is a city in Sakatchewan.)
  •   #3  
    Sooner or Later's AvatarSooner or Later , 01-01-2002 10:17 AM
    Good one, Snowball. I told my husband and he thought it was hilarious!

    Sooner
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    MellowSpice's AvatarMellowSpice , 01-16-2002 11:13 AM
    LOL
    LOL cute..my husband is an AVID hunter..i will pass that one on!
  •   #5  
    Rissa's AvatarRissa , 03-25-2002 06:29 PM
    new joke
    Why are married women heavier than single women?
    Because single women come home look in the fridge and go to bed, married women look in the bed and go to the fridge.
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