True Friendship Is None of that Sissy Crap
 

I got this today and had to share.

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.



1.. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey.

2.. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3.. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4.. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5.. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6.. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7.. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8.. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

9.. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

:lol: I've read those before, but they just keep getting funnier.

Preach it. I hate the soppy stuff too

Lol I love those. Reminds me of a quote I have on my facebook:
"A good friend will be there to bail you out of jail. Your best friend is the one sitting next to you in jail going "that was F%$&*# AWESOME!!!!"

Blah to all the mushy stuff.

LMAO. I love the end about peeing your pants. That may become one of my favorite quotes.

I've got that email before!! Love it!:carrot:

I LOVE that!!! It's definitely true of friendship. :D

I love it. What are friends for???

I love that one!!