I have to second Danielle Steele. She was my first thought.
In fact, I was so annoyed with H.R.H (one of her very newest) that I gave her a review at Amazon as follows:
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H.R.H.: Who WROTE this? Surely it isn't the same woman who wrote Message From Nam. And if it was, why were the copy editors asleep on it? There were several paragraphs that were maddeningly redundant. Repetitious. And to add insult to injury, the author (or drunk editor?) decided it would be cool to redescribe the same things pages later, just as redundantly as before. There were several sentences that were so poorly written that any high school english teacher would have cringed. Me? I just tripped over them. The characters were BORING. The scenery? Nondescript. The plot had far more potential than it was given. Was this one of Danielle's very first books recovered and remarketed? Cut out the redundant fluff and you have a Harlequin dime store book. I am VERY disappointed that I bought this at full price.
I will never spend money on Ms Steele again.