- You - I did not "trip" in a recent email I sent you. Even if I did, you have to agree that there was reason behind it. If you can't get over it, stow it, because you're starting to tan my hide.
- You - pay attention to what I have to say and change your terrible attitude. It's for your own good.
- You - don't drop off unhealthy food at my house! Ever again!
- You - please don't brag about your gifted child too much. It exhausts me.
- You - when you use something around the house, put it away! turn it off! throw out the wrapper!
- You - I can't lose weight for you. It all boils down to what you put in your mouth.
- You - when I am in your presence, I am emotionally drained and devoid of all creativity.
- You - I don't want to go on a date with you because you IMed me at 3:00 on a Friday afternoon, drunk. That is a BAD SIGN.
- You - I can only care so much about your petty little romance troubles.
- You - I can't date someone fifteen years my junior. So quit asking me out.
- You - you shouldn't be dating a married man, and you know it. I've known you for most of our lives and this is not your style. Figure out what's eating you and make it right.
Oh my, that felt good.






