dd is quite adamant that the Little Mermaid song "Under the Sea" is "Arrgh Agassi" poor little frustrated tennis player..

And what I want to know is:
What are head lice doing on the highway, and why is Elton John counting them?

hehehe... the i'm chicken tired of you reminds me of when i was watching the price is right with my grandma - must have been about 6 or so and i turned to her and said "That lady fell for it sink, line & hooker!"
I thought my grandma was going to die laughing.

my daughter saw a port-a -john and said "hey look! a pork-a-pottie!" I coulda used one cause I almost peed my self!

I have a friend who constantly miss-hears lyrics. Here's my fave:
Clean the catbox (rock the casbah!)

You and me and Leslie....Groovin'