Xenical was the last thing on her mind.

You would think that she knew better, but Carlotta continued her feeding frenzy with tacos and refried beans all day.

"Zeppoles!" she exclaimed. "I would kill for some right now!"

Actually she was right next to a grocery store.

But they had no Zeppoles she had to settle for a Snickers bar and a box of cheez=its.

Caught up in her binge, she never noticed as the flashing lights approached..

Ducking behind a bush , she quickly put on a pair of glasses with a false nose.

Evasively she crept away, when all of a sudden she crashed into......

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas!! It seemed as though Fergie was also hiding from something.

George Clooney! Fergie has told him repeatedly to keep his hand off her hump, but he won't take no for an answer, so she is stuck huddling behind a bush with Carlotta in order to protect her tush.

"Hey! Imagine meeting you in Mexico!" exclaimed Carlotta, as the flashing lights disappeared over the road, apparently in pursuit of a conspicuously dressed motorcyclist with an armadillo riding in the sidecar.

I think that was the guy who is looking for the aliens from Mercury.Remember he found the armadillo in an old shack.

Just in case the police returned, Carlotta ran into the closest doorway which just happened to be the local brothel!

"Kiki's House of Delights.." said Carlotta as she read the welcome mat on the floor. As she looked up from the floor, her eyes met with an older man, about 50, dressed in a classy suit, he winked at her, and said...

Let me entertain you!