ThreadKillers XXVIII

You're on Page 5 of 13
Go to
  • Was machst du gern am wochenende?

    I have so killed this thread! Close it down and let's get on with dieting.

    We have a winner!
  • Quote: Was machst du gern am wochenende?

    I have so killed this thread!
    Nope, you've got 438 posts to go.
  • Quote: Is this a German translation of 99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall ?
    No, it's the song 99 Luftballons by Nena 99 Luftballons Wikipedia. I'm not German nor do I speak it, but I thought the original song sounds better than the Goldfinger remake (99 Red Balloons). And, it's random lol
  • Quote: No, it's the song 99 Luftballons by Nena 99 Luftballons Wikipedia. I'm not German nor do I speak it, but I thought the original song sounds better than the Goldfinger remake (99 Red Balloons). And, it's random lol
    Rhiko, don't forget, rarely , if ever, is anything posted on here without tongue planted firmly in cheek.
  • Quote: Rhiko, don't forget, rarely , if ever, is anything posted on here without tongue planted firmly in cheek.
    Ohh lol When you put it like that...
  • My cheek bones are exceptionally high. Thankfully my tongue is long enough to plant in said cheek.
  • I once saw a giraffe
    which didn't know how to laugh
    I said don't be blue
    good luck is coming to you
    he said thank you but I can no longer speak
    for my tongue is stuck to my cheek!


  • My giraffe scared everyone off!
  • Quote:

    My giraffe scared everyone off!
    I tried to think of a limerick to top yours but my brain is not cooperating.
  • It's time to bully your brain then. May I suggest beer?
  • Quote: I tried to think of a limerick to top yours but my brain is not cooperating.
    No worries It's bed time for me now (it's almost 4 am). I'm winding down from the story I just wrote for my university class. It has a griffon in it

    Beam me up Scotty!
  • Quote: It's time to bully your brain then. May I suggest beer?
    99 bottles of beer on the wall
    99 bottle of beer
    ...is that a hare?
  • Quote: It's time to bully your brain then. May I suggest beer?
    Beer just makes me pee !
  • It's a diuretic. Another great reason I drink the stuff by the case!
  • Stay focused guys.

    The primary question is: Are there 99 Luftballons or 99 UFO's?

    The second question is: Why is the 100th Luftballon Red?

    Peeing beer does not resolve these questions.

    Good luck, Rhiko, with your paper about the Griffin Vulture. I'm told that New Zealand has few birds because of imported mammals.