Does it have flat beds in First Class?

Originally Posted by IanG:
Does it have flat beds in First Class?

Depends on where you sit. You get a fluffy or feathered mattress and pillow though!

I'd be afraid that the feathered mattress would actually be a griffon.

Depends on whether you choose to fly First Class or not. Flying First Class gets you a mattress and pillow that is made from hand-pluck...picked feathers and fur :D

Have I lost everyone again? lol

I wear a down vest - sold as goose down, but I suspect it to be Chinese duck down.

Which doesn't address the question of whether you intend to frighten your next class (as differs from First Class) with a 50 meter griffon. Whose down isn't sold in this country, a shame, really, since that 'salota down.

That reminds me of the old question ......

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't you get down from a duck.

It is a lot of down, especially if you are in the next class which is the underside of the griffon! This is a little trickier now that my griffon has been downsized (after actually measuring, via googlemaps on my street, how tall 25 metres is!).

Originally Posted by bargoo:
That reminds me of the old question ......

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't, you get down from a duck.

A giant duck? Like my griffon? ;)

Originally Posted by Rhiko:
A giant duck? Like my griffon? ;)

Rhiko, remember there are two definitions for the word down.
Do I have to draw you a picture ? Sheesh!

Originally Posted by bargoo:
Rhiko, remember there are two definitions for the word down.
Do I have to draw you a picture ? Sheesh!

Sigh. Yes, I know you mean down feathers. I'm asking if you get the feathers from a giant duck, just like the ones in first class are from my giant griffon. However, a giant duck would also help to step down from an elephant, so I was playing on both meanings.

But please, draw a picture if you want to.

Originally Posted by Rhiko:
But please, draw a picture if you want to.

I'm down with that.

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
I'm down with that.

I like that, adding humour and deflecting. I should learn that skill :D

I get the feeling this thread is going to die out. It seems there are only a small handful of us who are posting. Oh well. Life goes on.

Speaking of life, does anyone have anything interesting, random or totally made up that's happening?

Happy Sunday!!

Originally Posted by Rhiko:
Speaking of life, does anyone have anything interesting, random or totally made up that's happening?

We call them Kiwifruit, or just Kiwi, around here.

Originally Posted by Rhiko:
I get the feeling this thread is going to die out. It seems there are only a small handful of us who are posting. Oh well. Life goes on.

Speaking of life, does anyone have anything interesting, random or totally made up that's happening?

This thread has been through worse than this. Threadkiller refuses to die.

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:

We call them Kiwifruit, or just Kiwi, around here.

I had gooseberries when I was growing up in Minnesota and they had no resemblance to Kiwi, whatsoever.

Originally Posted by bargoo:
This thread has been through worse than this. Threadkiller refuses to die.

Threadkiller is as dead as "Jimmy" Hoffa - just missing a proper burial.

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
Threadkiller is as dead as "Jimmy" Hoffa - just missing a proper burial.

That is what happens when you don't eat enough gooseberries.

You can't get gooseberries for love or money where I live in the US. Might need to try different types of love.

try shoe polish love

Would that involve vigorous rubbing?

in circular motions

Wax on, wax off

Candles? In the bedroom? Or the kitchen?

A few years ago I broke my shoulder, in trying to recover my physical therapist was recommending different things I could do at home. She suggested wax on wax off and she mentioned Karate Kid. I didn't know what she was talking about. I told this to my son and said I would have to remt Karate kid. Ah , no need he explained it to me.

Originally Posted by IanG:
Candles? In the bedroom? Or the kitchen?

In the red UFO! :D

Originally Posted by Rhiko:
In the red UFO! :D

Thank you for helping herd this group back to the topic.

I've read that the UFO is red, but haven't seen it. Is it certain?

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
Thank you for helping herd this group back to the topic.

I've read that the UFO is red, but haven't seen it. Is it certain?

Bill, I see you have stepped into Gary's shoes and are reminding us to stay on topic.

THERE IS NO TOPIC !!!

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
Thank you for helping herd this group back to the topic.

I've read that the UFO is red, but haven't seen it. Is it certain?

Bill, I see you have stepped into Gary's shoes and are reminding us to stay on topic.

THERE IS NO TOPIC !!!

Isn't this the Ford Mustang Owners Club?

No, this is the Cadillac Allante Owners club. Happy Spring!

Hmmmm . . . well . . . maybe.

But maybe we're the Yugo thread. Perhaps the worst car in automobile history.

There is always the Corvair.....had one of those too

Jeremy Clarkson and co. believe the Lexus SC430 is the worst car in the world...

You make a good a point.

The Lexus SC430 costs just under US $70,000 and is clumsy with poor handling.

The Yugo costs just under US $4,000 and is clumsy with poor handling.

There's a lot of room with US $66,000 to add ugly.

Yeah, but can you fix stupid?

I broke some yesterday and I can't seem to put it back together.

Originally Posted by IanG:
Yeah, but can you fix stupid?

I broke some yesterday and I can't seem to put it back together.

I fixed stupid and put some back together! :D

Originally Posted by Karen31:
No, this is the Cadillac Allante Owners club. Happy Spring!

Ah! Karen, you wear it well.