"I wish gas prices would come down"
granted but now you have to pay an admission fee to get into a gas station

I wish pizza had no carbs

Granted, but all the carbs are replaced with fats. D:

I wish I could find textbooks without having to pay an arm and a leg for them.

Granted: but on the first day of class you find out you have the wrong edition, making them near useless.

I wish that my husband wasn't so grumpy this weekend!

Granted, but now he's super sleepy and you can't get him to get out of bed.

I wish that I could get back onto a normal sleeping schedule.

Granted, but your best friend suddenly have insomnia calls you every night for a 4 hours long chat.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA.

Granted, but you moved to Australia and they grade out of 7

I wish I would stop breaking out (I'm too old for this many zits)!

Granted, but it requires $400 per month in skin care products to achieve.

I wish baking didn't heat my apartment up so horribly in the summer.

Granted! Now when you try to bake your oven is broken and won't heat anything.

I wish I could get motivated to do all the things I've always wanted to do.

But... but... Aw, crud.

Well fine, your wish is granted, but there are now enormous, 5-year waiting lists for all the things you've wanted to do. Even if it's as simple as visiting a new city. Nope, sorry, the city is not accepting new visitors until 2017. AND all of your activities require 30 page application forms. So there.


I wish the landlord next door would finally remove the darn broken branch that's been hanging in my window for four months!

Granted the branch gets taken down and placed on your bed....

I wish I could wake up with my hair instantly styled to my liking.

Granted- it's styled beautifully when you hop out of bed but when you get to work it looks awful.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

Granted...but you fall asleep early, forgetting to pick up your usual daily lottery ticket......and your numbers hit.

I wish the laundry fairy would show up and take some of this never-ending chore off my hands.

Granted, but more roads are given tolls. D:

I wish I could lose some weight this week!

(I don't want to corrupt this one because I wish for the same thing)

Granted..you have lost weight because all your hair fell off...

I wish my husband wouldn't frustrate me so much!!

Granted! But now your husband finds you frustrating all the time and cant stand to be around you day in and day out.

I wish my husband would have more sex with me! mwahahaa!