Granted...but now you have OCD and it's never clean enough!
I wish I could walk in heels
Granted, but you wear them backwards and look rediculous
I wish my computer would stop asking me to reboot every 15 min
Granted, but now it just crashes every five minutes instead.
I wish the crazy people would stop coming in here today.
Granted...but I will return tomorrow!!
I wish my wife would make me breakfast....
ha ha
Granted, but it's liver, onions and tuna paté.
I wish I had a new car.
Granted, Its a brand new matchbox car.
I wish The rest of the week was as cool as it is today!
Granted, but next week will be 10 times hotter.
I wish my headache would go away.
Granted, but now your foot aches instead!
I wish I could find a nice house at a reasonable price!
Granted but it is nextdoor to an airport.
I wish I was more organized.
Granted but you have been banished to a 4' X 4' room to organize all your belongings...
I wish hot dogs weren't so bad for me...
Granted but now they taste like cardboard.
I wish I had made better eating choices today.
Granted, but now the choices you made the day before yesterday became much worse.
I wish I could see the stars from my room.
Granted- but that hole in your roof isn't going to be any fun when it rains.
I wish my hands and feet weren't constantly the temperature of the surface of the sun. (thank you pregnancy)
Granted-but they're ice cold and you can't move them.
I wish I could find a job that I loved and paid more than I make now.
Granted but it's far away from family.
I wish gas prices would come down