Granted, but they do a horrible job and you're always having to re-wash them anyway
I wish the comcast guy would call me back
Granted but instead of helping you with your cable he asks you out and doesn't take no for an answer.(although this wouldn't be corruption if the guy was hot LOL)
I wish I could afford the wedding of my dreams
Granted but now you don't have enough for the honey moon.
I wish that I could get everything that I need to do tommarow done.
Granted but tomorrow turns into a loop like groundhog day and you end up having to live the same day over and over again for years.
I wish there was real magic in the world and that I was a part of it.
(Oh I so wish that, too, and I hate to corrupt it...)
Granted, unfortunately there are plenty of people who start to use it for dark purposes and it ends up corrupting just about everyone who uses it!
I wish my breakfast would make itself in the morning.
Granted but you get food poisoning...every morning!
I wish I could have a designer purse
Granted, but the purse is so small that you can't fit a single thing in it and end up having to carry your old purse just the same.
I wish for more British comedies in the world.
Granted, but everything else turns into a Japanese game show.
I wish I could buy a new pair of running shoes.
Granted but when you put them on you can never stop running.
I wish I knew what to have for lunch.
Granted, but now you have to have that same thing for lunch forever.
I wish I had more energy today!
Granted, but you won't have enough energy to get out of bed for a week.
I wish everything goes well when I see my Doctor today.
Granted... but insurance doesn't cover your 1 million dollar bill as a result!
I wish my body looked like Jennifer Lopez's
Granted...but then you have to marry Mark Anthony.
I wish it was time to go home!
petie , 08-10-2011 12:26 AM
Granted...but when you get to your car all your tires are gone.
I wish I could fly.
Granted... you've now turned into a bat.
I wish I could get off my bum and start cleaning this room.