Corrupt a Wish Game

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  • Granted, but they do a horrible job and you're always having to re-wash them anyway

    I wish the comcast guy would call me back
  • Granted but instead of helping you with your cable he asks you out and doesn't take no for an answer.(although this wouldn't be corruption if the guy was hot LOL)

    I wish I could afford the wedding of my dreams
  • Granted but now you don't have enough for the honey moon.

    I wish that I could get everything that I need to do tommarow done.
  • Granted but tomorrow turns into a loop like groundhog day and you end up having to live the same day over and over again for years.

    I wish there was real magic in the world and that I was a part of it.
  • (Oh I so wish that, too, and I hate to corrupt it...)

    Granted, unfortunately there are plenty of people who start to use it for dark purposes and it ends up corrupting just about everyone who uses it!

    I wish my breakfast would make itself in the morning.
  • Granted but you get food poisoning...every morning!

    I wish I could have a designer purse
  • Granted, but the purse is so small that you can't fit a single thing in it and end up having to carry your old purse just the same.

    I wish for more British comedies in the world.
  • Granted, but everything else turns into a Japanese game show.

    I wish I could buy a new pair of running shoes.
  • Granted but when you put them on you can never stop running.

    I wish I knew what to have for lunch.
  • Granted, but now you have to have that same thing for lunch forever.

    I wish I had more energy today!
  • Granted, but you won't have enough energy to get out of bed for a week.

    I wish everything goes well when I see my Doctor today.
  • Granted... but insurance doesn't cover your 1 million dollar bill as a result!

    I wish my body looked like Jennifer Lopez's
  • Granted...but then you have to marry Mark Anthony.

    I wish it was time to go home!
  • Granted...but when you get to your car all your tires are gone.

    I wish I could fly.
  • Granted... you've now turned into a bat.

    I wish I could get off my bum and start cleaning this room.