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  • Quote: Angel in your name?

    Might the heavens split asunder?
    Look Buster. I am Kind and Sweet and Loving you stupid J***A**!!!

    I'm gentle with idiotic, young Sh**s and ancient, old Pr***s too!!!

    I ALWAYS speak nicely and NEVER, EVER use F***ing harsh language!!!

    Now, you take that back or I'm gonna shove a blasting cap up your A**!!!

  • Quote: Sheesh! I missed the finish. And the thread got OVER 500!

    Operator, go for the name change. Let me know and I'll do it for you.
    Thanks, Ruthie. At least someone around here knows how to treat a damned lady. (or at least how to treat a broad who likes to play with high explosives )

    http://www.jacksonsafety.com/images/Big/3024544.jpg

    Here's a kind of side view of the helmet. I want that thing sooooo bad. Now, I just gotta get a welding job so I can get it. Then, find a way to copy the full view of it to use for my Avatar.
  • I won't be around to bother you for a few days...probably...enjoy the peace!
  • If I were you guys, namely Gary and Bill, I would walk very softly around operator and I would keep my mouth shut.
  • With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So, we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!" ~
  • Thanks, Karen. I needed that this morning.
  • Quote: a welding helmet. It is done up like the bomber flyers in WWII did with the shapely little hottie on the nose of the plane and the name Arc Angel. Soooooo, if I do go into welding I think I'm gonna change my online identity to ArcAngel. Whatcha think, huh huh, whatchall think of that???
    That's awesome!!! !!!

    Cute, Karen, very cute.

    Spicy first pages, ladies and gents, might I say, rather aggressively explosive.
  • Quote: I won't be around to bother you for a few days...probably...enjoy the peace!

    ????
    Vacation from TK?
  • Yes. I think he is vewy afwaid!
  • Quote: With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So, we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief look how smart I am, I must be a genius!" ~
    So, I was wondering where the term Smarta$$ came from, it's not an insult after all, it's a compliment !
  • Niiiiiiiice!

    It's too quiet in here, someone blast some music 'r somethin'!
  • Quote: It's too quiet in here, someone blast some music 'r somethin'!
    Bump
  • Didn't know that you listen to kottonmouth kings, bill. O.o... Haha!

    "Said bump, bump, bump...". And yup, that's the only memorable part of that song. e.e
  • Good grief!
    Bump, Bump, Bump
    That's the sounds of the 15's while they hittin' in my trunk
    Said Bump, Bump, Bump
    We're the Kottonmouth Kings and we don't give a f---
    Then the intellectual side kicks in.
    It's the unpolitical, psychoanalytical
    Undefeated champ that'll stick you fool
    My style is crazy not wooka waaka lazy
    If you chill with me I'll be sure to... (blaze thee)
    It's about time to compute your math
    Cuz my beats keep bumpin' like a seismograph
    And like Mickey Mantle, I can switch my stance
    I'm a supercharged baller that's electrically enhanced
  • Reminds me of The Rodeo Song which was played on a local country radio station several years ago. Boy, did their switchboard light up! Rural Eastern Ontario was not ready for it but Harry and I nearly rolled on the floor with laughter. The DJ got fired later that month.

    Well it's forty below
    And I don't give a ****
    Got a heater in my truck
    And I'm off to the rodeo
    It's an allamande left
    And allamande right
    ....etc.

    I guess as a MOD, I could get busted for posting this. Ask me if I care. Google it if you want more delightful info.